Top Beers of the World.  

I know ladies and gents, it has been a long time before I've posted again.  Largely that has been due to life, mostly getting back into college.  But I'm here to post about my top beers of the world.  

I love beer, most other people 21 and over love beer.  If yer hanging out with yer mates, make sure to have some beers around because most likely a person will love beer.

I'm here to offer my opinion on the top 5 beers of all time, but it's mostly my personal opinion.

1. Guinness:

Whether or not you like stouts, it cannot be denied that Guinness is a rather tasty beer.  Chocolate-y tasting, goes down smooth, and when poured correctly in a pint glass by a bartender that knows how to pour it, is one of the best beers you can have.  Best enjoyed with a mate.  My personal favorite beer.

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2. The Trooper: Iron Maiden's beer:

I wasn't expecting much from this beer, but I bought some for me and my best mate, and we unanimously agreed that it's one of the best beers we've had.  A pretty dark beer in a big bottle with a hint of lemon, I have to warn you it is one of the smoothest beers that exist.  It goes down like water but hits you like whiskey, a truly tasty beer.

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3. Sam Adams:

I know I know, this is the entry level beer that your friend introduces you to when you're getting into good beer, but it still is a truly tasty beer.  Bot as good as the first two, but still some tasty beer.  Like with the Guinness, it's best to enjoy with a mate or two.  ;)

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4. Newcastles's Brown Ale:

Truly good stuff.  Subtle with a hint of caramel, it's recommended for drinkers that prefer brown ales.  Be sure not to underestimate it, it goes down like water and hits you hard later.

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5. Stella Artrois

While I'm not normally a lager drinker, as I prefer ales and stouts, I cannot deny the deliciousness of Stella.  While like Guinness, it's best enjoyed from a bartender that knows how to pour it, it's good out of a bottle as well.  Like most beers it's best enjoyed with a few mates on hand.  Totally beats out other pale lagers like Budweiser, Coors, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and others. 

If there was a beer you prefer that I didn't add, be sure to let me know.  As a beer lover, I love any and all opinions of beer, and I welcome some beer suggestions.  I love to be surprised.

So what are your favorite beers?  Let me know in the comments!  :D

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The Most Annoying Enemies in Video Games of All Time

1. The Flood: They weren't terrible in the first Halo game, as they added a significant plot twist to the story as a whole; but in the later games, the Flood became the most numerous and most annoying enemy ever conceived.  They came back to life unless their bodies were completely blown apart by either a grenade, shotgun, energy sword, or extreme rage when you've felled them twice before and decided to shoot their bodies on the ground. 

2. Like-Likes (from Zelda): Most enemies just are out to kill you, but the Like Like is a beast born of sadistic and evil intentions.  Rather than kill you outright, the Like Like will swallow you, steal several hearts in the process, and to add insult to injury, will take either your shield or tunic.  After it's embarrassing victory over your sad existence, you trek to the nearest shop and plunk out hard earned rupees on something you already own.

3. Will-O-The-Wisps (Oblivion): They may look pretty, but they are pretty beacons begging for your blood.  Made even more annoying when you don't have a magical weapon in tow.  Leading it into a group of passers-by is also a bad idea, as the wisp will kill everyone in your immediate area before focusing back onto you.

4. Grace and Glory: Fast, annoying, and huge dealers of damage, the inferior versions aren't too terrible if you have quick dodging skill, but the fast and ever more powerful Gracious and Glorious (stronger versions) are incredibly annoying as you can't activate Witch Time. 

5. Zubat (from Pokemon): Stop popping up in those damn caves you annoying little cunt bat, I already have like 4 of you.  -.-

The 6 Sexiest Women in the World

So what if three of these women were created by video game developers?  They are still gorgeous, therefore, deserve mention in this post.

The three sexiest real life women:

1. Joan Jett: This woman is my love, sure she may be 52, but at 52, she is still is sexy as ever, not to mention a hot punk/hard rock woman that writes glorious music is pretty much the sexiest thing known to man.  She will be my wife one day, but I dream. 

2. Emma Watson: Here enters a different kind of sexy.  Sure Emma may be cute and adorable, but I know underneath she's drop dead sexy.  And admittedly, I watch the Harry Potter movies just to watch Emma Watson.  ^.^

3. Angela Gassow: Probably one of the hottest women in heavy metal.  Period.  Not to mention to match her gorgeous fashion sense and how beautiful she is, she has talent to back it up and make her a powerful, amazingly legitimate death metal vocalist.  Listen to her work, you'll become a believer, and looking at her is perfectly acceptable too.

The 3 Sexiest Video Game Characters Ever Created:

1. Bayonetta: The. Hottest. Video. Game. Heroine. Ever.  Sexy, confident, bold, powerful, and dangerous. 

2. Princess Zelda: She's got more curves than all of the Nintendo princesses combined.  Long gorgeous hair?  Yes.  Beautiful eyes?  Yes.  But the thing that resounded with me, intelligent and wise?  A resounding yes.

3. Morrigan (from Dragon Age: Origins): She's the exotic, dominating, adventurous and dark kind of sexy.  Her fiery wit, intelligence and her beautiful charm made her my favorite character in Dragon Ages.

You can be free to disagree with my opinions, but these are who I feel are the best looking women, real or not real.

My New Year's Resolutions

This year I think I have made a comprehensive list of all of my New Year's resolutions, some I have already accomplished

15. Complete all origin stories of Dragon Age: Origins (INCOMPLETE)
14. Completely heal from my surgery (INCOMPLETE)
13. Talk about my major celebrity crushes (COMPLETE)
12. Get into Monster Hunter Freedom Unite (INCOMPLETE)
11. Get a real job (INCOMPLETE)
10. Call about my 10 free piano lessons (COMPLETE)
9. Replace the tubes in my amplifier (INCOMPLETE)
8. Write 10 songs I'm really proud of (INCOMPLETE)
7. Visit Don and give him his late birthday present (INCOMPLETE)
6. Talk about Don about plans for Teutonic Priestess (INCOMPLETE)
5. Resolve to talk to my friends more often (COMPLETE)
4. Post a picture of a dragon (COMPLETE) I'm an over-achiever, that's FOUR dragons and four naked women riding them ;)

3. Talk to people about how a minotaur would TOTALLY impale a centaur with it's horns and rape it in the ass with a battle axe (COMPLETE)
2. Get a girlfriend (INCOMPLETE)
1. Big resolution: I will work to keep my relationships with my friends and family and keep them healthy and delightful and I shall also vow to eat more healthy and work out more.

I Find it Within My Heart of Hearts to Tell You Something

I think for sure that I'll catch Santa Clause in the act of invading my home this year, the crafty trespasser has been avoiding all my traps for years.

This year will be different, I baited my traps with chocolate chip cookies, and promises of three prostitutes' numbers.

I heard Santa likes those Ho Ho Ho's.

While typing this I realize this is a fail of a Christmas post, and I only decided to put something funny (corny?) in there to hide the fact that I only wanted to tell you Merry Christmas!  :D

So it's an Undeniable Fact, Gandalf is Better than Yoda

True story, Gandalf would rape Yoda in the ass with his staff than slice Yoda to pieces with Glamdring.  Then set him on fire because you always need to set shit on fire for some reason.

While I enjoyed both Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, I have to say that Lord of the Rings is FAR superior to Star Wars.  In many ways.

One reason is the superb cast of totally awesome characters, whereas Star Wars only has a few badass characters.  Gandalf, Elrond, Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas, Sauron, the awesome Ringwraiths, creepy Gollum, Wormtonuge.  The list of awesome Lord of the Rings characters is virtually endless, whereas Star Wars only has a few awesome characters.  Han Solo (sounds creepily Chinese to me), Anakin, Obi Wan, Mace Windu, Darth Sidious and Yoda

Another reason that Lord of the Rings is better is because that Lord of the Rings has a better story, two hobbits set out to destroy a ring with a will of its own to defeat evil forever.  Star Wars is basically about the destruction of a galactic empire.  Politics never did no one any good.

Lord of the Rings has better awesome quotes, indeed Star Wars only has a few quotable quotes.  Everybody in their life, in the proper situation, wants to yell, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" randomly at anything or anyone.  The only quotable character in Star Wars is Darth Vader, which is permissible because Vader is badass.

Gandalf is better than Yoda.  While this may spark a HUGE debate amongst Star Wars fans and Lord of the Rings fans, it is an undeniable fact that Gandalf would SLAUGHTER Yoda.  Gandalf defeated a Balrog, cheated death, performed an exorcism on King Theoden, is amazing with a sword, and his clothes just look cooler.  Not to mention that Gandalf is more intelligent and wise than Yoda.

Agree or disagree this is how I feel.  ^.^


Now a few pictures to display Gandalf's awesomeness.

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Gandalf even has his own road sign, FUCK YOU YODA!!!!

Update: Gandalf > Dumbledore

10 Reasons Why Spawn is the Best Superhero in the History of Graphic Novels

I enjoy reading comics, especially comics that have dark and mature overtones like murder, rape, etc.  Some superheroes are great, Deadpool, Nightwing, Batman.  Some are WAY too powerful, yes, Superman I am talking about you.  You even manage to win despite your obvious hatred towards kryptonite.  I mean seriously, Superman is too powerful, not to mention that your colleagues and peers are obvious morons to your true identity.  Apparently glasses are sufficient enough to hide your true identity, a fact I might report to the Witness Protection Program

But some superheroes, aren't perfect.  Some are incredibly volatile, and much more badass, they dismember, decapitate, eviscerate, are lost between both worlds, and exhibit very real human emotions.  In my humble opinion, Spawn epitomizes this kind of character to a T.  And I present to you 10 Reasons why Spawn is the most badass superhero.

1. He Gained His Powers by Selling His Soul to the Devil: Indeed, Spawn is only powerful and awesome because when he died he pleaded to see Wanda, his wife, one last time.  So he sold his soul for love, and the devil (aka Malebolgia) gave him awesome power bringing forth the rage of the Inferno.

2. He Isn't All Powerful: Exactly, this is another feature that makes Spawn more badass.  Superman is overpowered, mere weapons cannot destroy him, he has superhuman strength, speed, x-ray vision, etc.  But these features of Superman make him overrated, and overpowered, not even his one weakness (kryptonite) can stop him.  Spawn though, is essentially a demon and wields devastating powers, shapeshifting, superhuman speed, and strength, teleportation, utilizing his chains to slice apart his enemies, etc.  BUT, Spawn has a limit on his powers, throughout the comics we notice that the more Spawn uses his Hellish powers, the closer he comes to a second death, and closer to the devil's control.  Most superheroes don't have such features, their powers are permanent.

3. Spawn's Suit is Unique to Him: Spawn's suit is what grants Spawn the amazing Hellish powers he uses, but it also is a curse to him, as the more he uses his powers, the more the necroplasm becomes a part of him, therefore bringing him closer to a second death.  A suit you can't take off, that grants you amazing powers, but also kills you is an amazing concept.  Not to mention red black and white with a completely concealing mask with green eyes makes Spawn LOOK badass.

4. Spawn isn't EXACTLY a Good Guy: When Al Simmons died, he was sent to Hell (most comics avoid the concept of demons and Hell in my experiences), and was granted demonic powers and sold his soul to see his wife, and became a Hellspawn, a general in the devil's army.  What superhero do you know that is essentially a spawn of Hell? 

5. Spawn is Capable of Getting His Heart Broken: This point is proved again in issue #3 when Spawn finds out where his widow lives and attempts to get back into her life again, only to find his best friend married her.  This torments him to no end and he rejects his deal with the devil.  This is another feature that makes Spawn fucking awesome.

6. Awesome Concept for an Arch-Enemy: Essentially Spawn's two biggest foes in the comics are a demon named Violater which revels in the joy of tearing humans to pieces and ripping out their guts, and Maleboliga (the devil).  What superhero has the root of all evil as an arch nemesis?  None?  I thought so

7. Spawn Shows No Mercy: Blasting enemies apart with a green bolt of energy, decapitating foes with his demonic chains, heals his mortal wounds miraculously, and in one instance, leaves a child molester hanging with chains driven deep into his body.

8. Spawn Gets More Powerful by Feeding off of Evil Things: Yes, heavenly and holy things render Spawn powerless, but most superheroes get more powerful by feeding off of good energy.  Not Spawn, he gets more powerful as he feeds off of evil energies and evil aligned animals (wolves, snakes, bats, roaches, etc.) Merely only another feature that makes Spawn badass.

9. He is Empathetic to the Feelings of Other Humans: Seeing as how he gained his powers purely based on love, I think this renders Spawn to be more empathetic to human passion and emotion, thus he is not a perfect superhero.

10. Spawn is NOT PERFECT: Back to my example of Superman, he is a "perfect" superhero, is overpowered and has ONE weakness.  Not Spawn, he has various examples, of which I stated, that makes him an awesome superhero, powerful, but not immortal, passionate, badass, with an awesome premise and abilities.

Of course, this is my opinion and yours may differ, but nevertheless, Spawn's back story is incredibly unique as it essentially shows us that Spawn and his powers are evil and demonic.  That basic premise is why Spawn is badass.

Now, here's an awesome picture I found of my favorite superhero: