I think for sure that I'll catch Santa Clause in the act of invading my home this year, the crafty trespasser has been avoiding all my traps for years.
This year will be different, I baited my traps with chocolate chip cookies, and promises of three prostitutes' numbers.
I heard Santa likes those Ho Ho Ho's.
While typing this I realize this is a fail of a Christmas post, and I only decided to put something funny (corny?) in there to hide the fact that I only wanted to tell you Merry Christmas! :D
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