The Most Annoying Enemies in Video Games of All Time

1. The Flood: They weren't terrible in the first Halo game, as they added a significant plot twist to the story as a whole; but in the later games, the Flood became the most numerous and most annoying enemy ever conceived.  They came back to life unless their bodies were completely blown apart by either a grenade, shotgun, energy sword, or extreme rage when you've felled them twice before and decided to shoot their bodies on the ground. 

2. Like-Likes (from Zelda): Most enemies just are out to kill you, but the Like Like is a beast born of sadistic and evil intentions.  Rather than kill you outright, the Like Like will swallow you, steal several hearts in the process, and to add insult to injury, will take either your shield or tunic.  After it's embarrassing victory over your sad existence, you trek to the nearest shop and plunk out hard earned rupees on something you already own.

3. Will-O-The-Wisps (Oblivion): They may look pretty, but they are pretty beacons begging for your blood.  Made even more annoying when you don't have a magical weapon in tow.  Leading it into a group of passers-by is also a bad idea, as the wisp will kill everyone in your immediate area before focusing back onto you.

4. Grace and Glory: Fast, annoying, and huge dealers of damage, the inferior versions aren't too terrible if you have quick dodging skill, but the fast and ever more powerful Gracious and Glorious (stronger versions) are incredibly annoying as you can't activate Witch Time. 

5. Zubat (from Pokemon): Stop popping up in those damn caves you annoying little cunt bat, I already have like 4 of you.  -.-

The 6 Sexiest Women in the World

So what if three of these women were created by video game developers?  They are still gorgeous, therefore, deserve mention in this post.

The three sexiest real life women:

1. Joan Jett: This woman is my love, sure she may be 52, but at 52, she is still is sexy as ever, not to mention a hot punk/hard rock woman that writes glorious music is pretty much the sexiest thing known to man.  She will be my wife one day, but I dream. 

2. Emma Watson: Here enters a different kind of sexy.  Sure Emma may be cute and adorable, but I know underneath she's drop dead sexy.  And admittedly, I watch the Harry Potter movies just to watch Emma Watson.  ^.^

3. Angela Gassow: Probably one of the hottest women in heavy metal.  Period.  Not to mention to match her gorgeous fashion sense and how beautiful she is, she has talent to back it up and make her a powerful, amazingly legitimate death metal vocalist.  Listen to her work, you'll become a believer, and looking at her is perfectly acceptable too.

The 3 Sexiest Video Game Characters Ever Created:

1. Bayonetta: The. Hottest. Video. Game. Heroine. Ever.  Sexy, confident, bold, powerful, and dangerous. 

2. Princess Zelda: She's got more curves than all of the Nintendo princesses combined.  Long gorgeous hair?  Yes.  Beautiful eyes?  Yes.  But the thing that resounded with me, intelligent and wise?  A resounding yes.

3. Morrigan (from Dragon Age: Origins): She's the exotic, dominating, adventurous and dark kind of sexy.  Her fiery wit, intelligence and her beautiful charm made her my favorite character in Dragon Ages.

You can be free to disagree with my opinions, but these are who I feel are the best looking women, real or not real.

My New Year's Resolutions

This year I think I have made a comprehensive list of all of my New Year's resolutions, some I have already accomplished

15. Complete all origin stories of Dragon Age: Origins (INCOMPLETE)
14. Completely heal from my surgery (INCOMPLETE)
13. Talk about my major celebrity crushes (COMPLETE)
12. Get into Monster Hunter Freedom Unite (INCOMPLETE)
11. Get a real job (INCOMPLETE)
10. Call about my 10 free piano lessons (COMPLETE)
9. Replace the tubes in my amplifier (INCOMPLETE)
8. Write 10 songs I'm really proud of (INCOMPLETE)
7. Visit Don and give him his late birthday present (INCOMPLETE)
6. Talk about Don about plans for Teutonic Priestess (INCOMPLETE)
5. Resolve to talk to my friends more often (COMPLETE)
4. Post a picture of a dragon (COMPLETE) I'm an over-achiever, that's FOUR dragons and four naked women riding them ;)

3. Talk to people about how a minotaur would TOTALLY impale a centaur with it's horns and rape it in the ass with a battle axe (COMPLETE)
2. Get a girlfriend (INCOMPLETE)
1. Big resolution: I will work to keep my relationships with my friends and family and keep them healthy and delightful and I shall also vow to eat more healthy and work out more.